KNIFE Wielding Britney Spears

Publish date: 2024-05-17

Brit Brit is entering her Iron Chef era!

by Anonymousreply 1September 26, 2023 1:03 PM

How is this not considered being a danger to oneself and/or others?

by Anonymousreply 2September 26, 2023 1:19 PM

I'm sure everyone who protested her conservatorship against the advice of all the experts is feeling pretty fucking foolish right about now.

by Anonymousreply 3September 26, 2023 1:19 PM

They're fake knives for Halloween, R2.

I'm more worried about the little dogs...does she have a housekeeper to feed them and clean up their poop? I wouldn't trust B to do it.

by Anonymousreply 4September 26, 2023 1:21 PM

Uh oh, do we have the next Taylor Schabusiness in our midst? Paul Richard Soliz, follow Sam Asghari's example and run for your life! Sexually voracious, knife-wielding, mentally ill meth addicts are dangerous, y'all!

By the way, R3: the utterly deranged, tone-deaf fans who initiated the Free Britney campaign are far too stupid, insane and lacking in self-awareness to be embarrassed about anything. As long as they can keep alive the illusion that they have a personal relationship with Crackney just because they encourage her to post naked videos on IG, their sad little lives will have meaning and they'll feel that their nonsensical actions are validated.

by Anonymousreply 5September 26, 2023 1:27 PM

Oh boy, I was one of the skeptics about all the shade she was getting saying she should have stayed in a conservatorship. But with each turn she has proved me wrong. The knife dance is disturbing. A 40 year old woman dancing in a bikini with knifes so she can post it to Instagram is not a sign of good mental health, if anything it's a red flag.

by Anonymousreply 6September 26, 2023 1:42 PM

I'm so confused--does she want to be locked up or not?

by Anonymousreply 7September 26, 2023 1:46 PM

Shakira just did knives dance on VMA and you girls didn’t say anything

by Anonymousreply 8September 26, 2023 1:56 PM

Because Shakira is on stage and not in her kitchen?

by Anonymousreply 9September 26, 2023 2:02 PM

Sam came out swinging when the divorce was announced but has since been silenced.

Her lawyer must have arranged a nice chunk of pocket money for him to enjoy until the divorce is settled.

by Anonymousreply 11September 26, 2023 2:07 PM

She says they’re fake knives but you can clearly hear them clang together so, they are absolutely not.

by Anonymousreply 12September 26, 2023 2:08 PM

Those are not fake knives, agree r12.

It's been said she has some sort of obsession with knives. I believe this is one of the reasons Sam left. Those poor dogs behind her are in danger too.

by Anonymousreply 13September 26, 2023 3:08 PM

Britney Bobbitt looking for Sam

by Anonymousreply 14September 26, 2023 3:13 PM

I guess when i posted my thread and poll last night, y'all were sleeping...

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by Anonymousreply 15September 26, 2023 3:22 PM

Does she have a tattoo on her foot or are her feet just dirty? Or both?

by Anonymousreply 16September 26, 2023 4:05 PM

They’re definitely not fake knives. I have kids and fake knives and guns (if they are even sold, they are not even really offered as items to the public anymore) are very very clearly marked. So kids don’t get shot on the playground by cops when they are waving them around.

These are clearly real knives. This woman is in terrible mental shape, I can’t look anymore. I’m out!

by Anonymousreply 17September 26, 2023 4:53 PM

I wonder if she has it in her to put one of those knives in Paul Richard Soliz if she realizes he's a grifter. Mental illness, paranoia, possible meth use and knives. Sigh.

by Anonymousreply 18September 26, 2023 5:01 PM

Somebody needs to rescue those poor dogs. I cannot believe she’s responsible enough to look after pets.

by Anonymousreply 19September 26, 2023 5:03 PM

BRITNEY! THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SCRATCH YOUR COOTER, NO MATTER HOW REAL BAD IT ITCHIN’!

by Anonymousreply 20September 26, 2023 5:05 PM

The more I see of her, the less I feel sorry for her.

by Anonymousreply 21September 26, 2023 5:10 PM

Everyone relax -- she's obviously training for a job at Benihana.

by Anonymousreply 22September 26, 2023 5:10 PM

I was just itchin’ ma cooter with ‘em, y’all!

by Anonymousreply 24September 26, 2023 5:25 PM

She really needs help. The conservatorship was correct, after all. Stealing her money wasn't, but she needs someone to look after her.

by Anonymousreply 25September 26, 2023 5:38 PM

if they were really stealing her money they sure left her with plenty and it was worth her being taken care of at least. What I don't understand is why the judge let it lapse.

by Anonymousreply 26September 26, 2023 5:45 PM

I think pressure from her stans is what ended the conservatorship. They were insane and probably doxing everyone involved.

by Anonymousreply 27September 26, 2023 6:00 PM

Her parents didn't steal her money. She was making money and they invested it and used some of it. I think they could easily see the day when she would not be making money and they were trying to develop business ventures that would keep the entire family, including Britney solvent. If she was manageable If they had not g one through all the public bullshit about the conservatorship, they would have had her in a place where she would be taking her meds and maybe, just maybe they could have signed some endorsement deals for her. She could have been advertising a line of b athing suits or athletic clothes or some other kind of bullshit to create a revenue stream. But now she is just fucked.

by Anonymousreply 28September 26, 2023 6:11 PM

It would be cool if a celebrity did something really crazy like a murder

by Anonymousreply 29September 26, 2023 6:20 PM

Her life seems so boring. Stripper poles and knives? A girl’s got to have some hobbies.

by Anonymousreply 31September 26, 2023 6:48 PM

R8, as far as we know, Shakira is not an unmedicated, mentally unstable meth addict acting cuckoo on IG.

by Anonymousreply 32September 26, 2023 6:55 PM

[quote] She really needs help. The conservatorship was correct, after all. Stealing her money wasn't, but she needs someone to look after her.

It's not been proven that anyone stole her money (no theft charges). The father was compensated for being the conservator.

She was somewhat stable w/Sam, whether you feel he's a gold digger or not. I think Sam was taking care of her. She has a bitchy and mean personality and he probably just got tired of it.

by Anonymousreply 33September 26, 2023 6:57 PM

She's really gone off the deep end without Sam's cock.

by Anonymousreply 34September 26, 2023 7:02 PM

Can't her accountant cut off her internet service and downgrade the data plan on her phone and put an end to this daily freak show?

I know she's ill but I have become repelled by her.

by Anonymousreply 35September 26, 2023 7:22 PM

As long as she has a phone she can get on the internet

by Anonymousreply 36September 26, 2023 8:45 PM

The most disturbing part is her telling us they aren’t real then clanging the metal blades together. She doesn’t even know the difference between fiction and reality at this point.

by Anonymousreply 37September 26, 2023 8:53 PM

She looks like she smells like milk and More cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 38September 26, 2023 9:06 PM

When I posted a thread about this last night (the one with the poll), she did NOT have that part saying "they aren't real knives" posted originally. I should have screenshot that shit.

She probably added that after someone got to her and said WHAT THE FUCK, BRIT?!

Not realizing in her infantile mind that we could *hear* the clanging of the knives as she "danced" with them.

I just went to Ren Faire; maybe she is trying out for one of the side shows. We should call 911 if she starts acting like she's going to try and swallow one (or both) of them!

by Anonymousreply 39September 26, 2023 9:35 PM

she turned the sound off in her video so you can't hear the knives.

by Anonymousreply 40September 26, 2023 9:38 PM

[quote] She looks like she smells like milk and More cigarettes.

Get it right. *Misty* cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 41September 26, 2023 9:41 PM

I wonder why she doesn't perform (at concerts), anymore. She obviously loves performing. Her fans have low expectations (so, she could lip sync and dance like how she does on these IG videos).

by Anonymousreply 42September 26, 2023 9:50 PM

Forget the fake (or not...) knives...those are some crazy eyes!

by Anonymousreply 43September 26, 2023 11:16 PM

Probably, R42, because she connects performing live with being exploited, and used, and with not being allowed to have the fun that everyone else in her entourage was having. Because of the conservatorship.

by Anonymousreply 44September 26, 2023 11:24 PM

[quote]Because of the conservatorship.

no, because she is crazy

by Anonymousreply 45September 26, 2023 11:35 PM

The question was why doesn't she monetize her performances, R45. As in, in HER mind, why doesn't she perform for money instead of on Instagram. From her perspective.

The objective reality is that she's mentally ill, obvs. But that's not what was put forth.

by Anonymousreply 46September 26, 2023 11:37 PM

Britney ALMOST makes Madonna look sane.

by Anonymousreply 47September 26, 2023 11:40 PM

I would be afraid to work for her, she's bat shit crazy! She would have no problem stabbing an employee to death for some minor annoyance and 5 minutes later post herself dancing on IG without a second thought.

by Anonymousreply 48September 26, 2023 11:46 PM

[Quote] r36 As long as she has a phone she can get on the internet

My first thought after reading this, albeit for a fleeting moment was "why on earth would she use dial up to get on the internet?"

I am so fucking old.

by Anonymousreply 49September 27, 2023 12:24 AM

BS is supposed to be dry humping the stripper pole in Vegas and earning a fortune to do so. That conservatorship kept her business out of the gossip columns, kept her busy,working and staying paid. Her life doesn't look improved after leaving the conservatorship.

by Anonymousreply 50September 27, 2023 12:28 AM

Why dry hump a stripper pole in your foyer and upload a recording of the sad spectacle to social media? Get paid for humiliation.

Is META paying BS for the engagement on her account?

This is a 40 year old,BTW.

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by Anonymousreply 51September 27, 2023 12:34 AM

Yeah, she could actually monetize these performances. Her fans would pay, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 52September 27, 2023 12:46 AM

To those saying the people in charge of her conservatorship ripped her off: look whores, you have obviously never had to deal intimately w/caring for a crazy person, w/out escape for years on end. You would want & DESERVE money, too.

To those saying, why doesn't she put on concerts or tour: bitches, look. She doesn't bother to wash her hair or ass for weeks on end so how can you expect scheduled performances from her? Choreography, WTF is that? What kind of moron will pay $$$$ to see her meth'ed out ass twitch & spin for 10 minutes, listen to her fart & ramble for 15 & have her leave the stage? 10s of people?

To those who cont to mention, why doesn't Brit-Brit open up her own dance studio & give lessons? Tards, listen: no mommy is going to take lil Anusleigh or gay Braydoxxen for more than 1 lesson to this foul-smelling, barely lucid person who dresses like she's ready to have fifty loads blasted in each hole. Older dancers? Sure, ok. They might go to take vids/pics to post #fyp which would just cause Brit to fly into an itchy cooter rage.

To those who are asking where is her family or those who really care about her: they are done with her, ok? Either she has run them off or the FREE BRITNEY crazies have run them off. She is on her own, left to her own devices (just like the FREE BRITNEY folks insisted b/c they sure af aren't stepping in --are they?), & she is making her own extremely poor choices, as everyone aside from the FREE BRITNEY shitweasels knew she would.

by Anonymousreply 53September 27, 2023 12:50 AM

I mean, yeah, R52. It is obvious to anyone but her.

by Anonymousreply 54September 27, 2023 12:50 AM

Her house looks like a hotel lobby circa 2000

She looks a blotchy mess with terrible hair extensions.

by Anonymousreply 55September 27, 2023 12:52 AM

She’s Super Bowl ready y’all!

by Anonymousreply 56September 27, 2023 12:52 AM

R12 Right. Those knives are real. Look at them. Plus the noise. With that being said there is nothing wrong with what she did. At least she isn’t a gun but.

by Anonymousreply 58September 27, 2023 12:53 AM

I have been saying for years that her house looks like a Hyatt atrium, R55.

by Anonymousreply 59September 27, 2023 12:53 AM

She needs to stop with the raccoon eyes make up look.

by Anonymousreply 60September 27, 2023 12:57 AM

Crazy skank. Sweet Jaysus.

by Anonymousreply 61September 27, 2023 12:59 AM

While in the conservatorship, BS performed a lucrative Vegas residency for years. She didn't look happy back then but she doesn't look happy now either. At least back then she was medicated and employed.

by Anonymousreply 62September 27, 2023 1:09 AM

I wonder what Tennessee Willimas would make of her.

Spears is a modern-day Blanche Dubois if Dubois is a White Cracker living in Belle Reve with money and an internet connection, and not fallen aristocracy.

by Anonymousreply 63September 27, 2023 1:17 AM

“It means white wood… as in put your white wood in my cooter y’all!”

by Anonymousreply 64September 27, 2023 1:22 AM

[quote] What kind of moron will pay $$$$ to see her meth'ed out ass twitch & spin for 10 minutes, listen to her fart & ramble for 15 & have her leave the stage? 10s of people?

Many Britney fans would see her. They are as deluded as she is. They believe she would have worked for NASA if it wasn't for that evil, conniving Diane Sawyer.

by Anonymousreply 65September 27, 2023 1:25 AM

She's a mess. Absolutely insane. The conservatorship needs to be reinstated (it should never have been lifted) or she will be dead soon. The people who refuse to believe anything other than the tale of woe she tells about being exploited have no clue what dealing with a seriously mentally ill person is like. They go off their meds, they refuse to see any attempt to help them or guide them as an attack, etc. It's hard to take control of a person's life without a lot of proof and good reason that they are incapable of taking care of themselves or are a danger to themselves and/or others. The mob that advocated for her "freedom" have no clue.

Question... What's happened to her teeth? Did she pry the veneers off while in the midst of a crazy episode? Her teeth went from perfect, Hollywood-ready, to ratchet crackhead in a year or two. She almost looks like a different person now, and it's not just aging.

by Anonymousreply 66September 27, 2023 1:29 AM

*they see not refuse to see

by Anonymousreply 67September 27, 2023 1:31 AM

R66, it's the same thing with drug addicts. People always forget that the people in the addict's life often have it just as bad if not worse than the addict.

by Anonymousreply 68September 27, 2023 1:32 AM

When do we get the knife dancing gifs? I can think of a lot of ways of how those will be useful in responding to text messages and datalounge threads.

by Anonymousreply 69September 27, 2023 1:33 AM

Yeah, take this bullshit off Instagram and put it up on ONLYFANS.

by Anonymousreply 70September 27, 2023 1:40 AM

Didn’t Sam say she was obsessed with knives?

by Anonymousreply 71September 27, 2023 1:49 AM

I've not seen saw a talent act this bad since JonBenét's last show.

by Anonymousreply 72September 27, 2023 1:57 AM

[quote] Free Britney!

Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!

by Anonymousreply 74September 27, 2023 2:49 AM

Fwiw, this is the only dance performance I’ve enjoyed from her since 2003.

by Anonymousreply 76September 27, 2023 2:54 AM

She's performing the same cheer leading whore routine she has for two decades, the only difference is now she is not being paid for it.

by Anonymousreply 77September 27, 2023 2:57 AM

She could make a fortune selling these to the tabloids. That’s the craziest part.

by Anonymousreply 78September 27, 2023 2:58 AM

Clean it first, please R75

by Anonymousreply 79September 27, 2023 2:58 AM

There are no name whores earning a fortune on OF

by Anonymousreply 80September 27, 2023 3:01 AM

This is what happens when you "FREE" people who are in dire need of not being free to do as they please.

by Anonymousreply 81September 27, 2023 3:02 AM

What is so bad about this. I’m so confused. Let her be great and live her life as she sees as long as she isn’t hurting anyone else or herself she has mastered h the e art of “So you thick you can dance while handling cutlery”

by Anonymousreply 83September 27, 2023 3:30 AM

She is manic and unwashed and worst of all, unpaid. Get paid for the whoring.

by Anonymousreply 84September 27, 2023 3:34 AM

She's just living her TRUTH! You bitter old queens are jealous of how young, rich, successful, and FREE she is! STAY PRESSED!

by Anonymousreply 85September 27, 2023 3:40 AM

She just posted another video on instagram

by Anonymousreply 86September 27, 2023 3:43 AM

I really feel bad for her kids. Imagine this lunatic being your mother.

How long will she keep doing these stupid videos for? Even when she's in her 60's?

by Anonymousreply 87September 27, 2023 3:49 AM

She's got some Funky Winkerbean arm movements, that's for sure.

by Anonymousreply 88September 27, 2023 3:49 AM

For all those saying "she's a 40 year old woman!" - stop it! She's not!

She's 41.

She'll be 42 in 2 1/2 months.

by Anonymousreply 89September 27, 2023 3:51 AM

She has cuts on her arm and leg in the next video.

by Anonymousreply 90September 27, 2023 3:56 AM

I'm soooo over her stupid drama. If she dies, she dies. I have no sympathy for her and couldn't care less.

by Anonymousreply 91September 27, 2023 3:57 AM

I am imagine that in older bygone eras, she would've been a ward of the state.

by Anonymousreply 92September 27, 2023 4:15 AM

Why are her feet so dirty?

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by Anonymousreply 94September 27, 2023 4:29 AM

What could possibly go wrong?!

by Anonymousreply 96September 27, 2023 6:39 AM

She's tryin' to land a Halloween movie role y'all!

by Anonymousreply 97September 27, 2023 6:47 AM

Even Madonna is like "that bitch is nuts."

by Anonymousreply 98September 27, 2023 6:55 AM

[quote] Question... What's happened to her teeth? Did she pry the veneers off while in the midst of a crazy episode? Her teeth went from perfect, Hollywood-ready, to ratchet crackhead in a year or two.

Before a dentist puts veneers on your natural teeth, they will file your real teeth down to small nubs. Her teeth don't look like small nubs. Her teeth look spread-out, like someone who had braces and was supposed to wear a retainer, but doesn't wear the retainer.

by Anonymousreply 99September 27, 2023 6:56 AM

So she dances like a forced 5 year old pageant queen with knives?

by Anonymousreply 100September 27, 2023 7:03 AM

There will be new videos today. A new outfit with a couple new "boo-boos" from the knives. But she won't have washed her hair or ass or scrubbed the weeks old makeup from around her eyes.

She's so free! All the freedom in the world and she chooses to stop bathing, not comb her troll doll hair, not care for her teeth, play with knives, and make videos of herself that looks like retarded chicken.

Such a great idea to get those nasty people off her back who were making her wash, brush her teeth, and take her medication. Way to go, free Britney stans.

by Anonymousreply 102September 27, 2023 11:52 AM

Crazyness aside, she has a really good body for her age and popping out two kids. She must spend hours a day dancing around that house.

by Anonymousreply 103September 27, 2023 12:01 PM

[quote]Why are her feet so dirty?

Because she's a country hillbilly?

Imagine how much worse she'll be when she hits menopause!

by Anonymousreply 105September 27, 2023 1:02 PM

Hit me baby one more time!

by Anonymousreply 106September 27, 2023 1:19 PM

[quote]To those saying the people in charge of her conservatorship ripped her off: look whores, you have obviously never had to deal intimately w/caring for a crazy person, w/out escape for years on end. You would want & DESERVE money, too.

You're confusing the word family with the word employee.

by Anonymousreply 107September 27, 2023 1:25 PM

R38 She looks like she smells like dirty hair, B.O. and dog poop.

by Anonymousreply 108September 27, 2023 1:25 PM

R108, and Cheetos. According to people who worked with her, she loves to binge on Cheetos.

by Anonymousreply 109September 27, 2023 1:33 PM

[quote] Brit Brit is entering her Iron Chef era!

More like Sweeney Todd.

by Anonymousreply 110September 27, 2023 1:37 PM

Sad. Judging by her Instagram posts she spends a lot of time alone at home.

by Anonymousreply 111September 27, 2023 1:49 PM

[quote] she turned the sound off in her video so you can't hear the knives.

She knows what she’s doing then. She may look like a complete nutter, but it seems like so much if this is incredibly willful. As much intentional as it is a symptom of her mental illness.

She’s just so angry and emotionally arrested. Bad combo.

by Anonymousreply 112September 27, 2023 1:53 PM

It's really sad to watch someone go off the edge like this.

by Anonymousreply 113September 27, 2023 3:37 PM

R113, she's been off the edge since like 2007.

by Anonymousreply 114September 27, 2023 3:51 PM

Her eyes on OP screenshot are, frankly, terrifying. Somebody in her state of mind should not be around knives full stop. I hope she gets help or gets back on her meds.

by Anonymousreply 115September 27, 2023 5:08 PM

Y'all just wait until she moves her itching cooter to Florida or Texas and start stockpiling firearms, in her infirm mental state.

She's going to get bored of stinky spinning, eventually. Just saying.

by Anonymousreply 116September 27, 2023 5:32 PM

Current mood: Twirling, Whirling and Unfurling.

Laughing at her IG self-description: Chef in the works💋👩🏼‍🍳

by Anonymousreply 117September 27, 2023 5:49 PM

I remember when she was going into gas station bathrooms without shoes on. Why do celebrities who go crazy decide not to wear shoes? Kanye, I'm looking at you!

by Anonymousreply 118September 27, 2023 6:11 PM

So do I, r118. And remember her beaver shots while getting out of cars in micro-minis while panty-free? Those times seem charmingly kooky now in retrospect, compared to today's horror show.

by Anonymousreply 119September 27, 2023 6:24 PM

My girl working at hibachi!

by Anonymousreply 121September 27, 2023 6:40 PM

What does that even mean at r120?

by Anonymousreply 122September 27, 2023 7:05 PM

I’m shocked she knows it’s “lose weight” not “loose weight.” Way to go Britney.

by Anonymousreply 123September 27, 2023 7:09 PM

Remember when someone made a GIF of "Trigglybuff" and added drumsticks and a drum set?

Can someone do that for Brit Brit?

by Anonymousreply 124September 27, 2023 7:10 PM

She’s so desperate for attention.

You’re not 16 any more, you dumb hick floozy.

by Anonymousreply 125September 27, 2023 7:15 PM

From Reddit. Excellent summary.

She clearly needs help. People criticising the freebritney push are forgetting that that particular conservatorship WAS abusive and exploitive. So it was the right thing to end it. However, she does need help. There are limited conservatorships where the conservator only has limited powers - for example: the conservator only has power to ensure that the conservatee takes his or her medication and attends therapy, but can't make financial decisions or control the $$. And vice versa (money control but no control over meds / healthcare).

Also, mentally ill people DO have the right to remain mentally ill and be whacky if they want. She has the human right to dance all day on TikTok and ramble word salads on social media. That's her right. In other words, she has the right to waste her life and talents doing nothing and being absolutely ridiculous, and even damaging her health and relationships. Just like the rights of millions of people to smoke cigarettes, play xbox all day, eat junk food, and be a jackass to family and friends. The criteria is: is she a serious danger to herself and others? It looks like it may be headed that way. Personally, I think she needs major therapy with a good therapist. And probably medication, but I don't know for sure what her dx is. I think she would also benefit from getting some kind of education. She seems woefully uninformed and uneducated on so many levels. But that's her choice.

I do wonder about her business decisions (again, her right to be a bad businesswoman). Can she monetize her endless TikTok videos? Or is she giving all these videos away for free? She did make a huge book deal, but it sounds like she's so bonkers that those in charge of promotion and sales of the book are afraid of her going out in public and promoting it.

by Anonymousreply 127September 27, 2023 9:33 PM

[quote]She’s become a meme:

Loved it!! Thanks for posting that r101.

by Anonymousreply 128September 27, 2023 10:37 PM

R127, Britney Spears is a brand. Her image , her brand depends on her NOT being crazy on Tic Tok. Yes she has all the rights that are mentioned but if she is going to be able to function and earn as Britney Spears then she is damaging her image by dancing with knives in a barely there bikini.

by Anonymousreply 129September 27, 2023 11:23 PM

I hope her new book is batshit insane

by Anonymousreply 130September 27, 2023 11:53 PM

The publishers of her book must be suicidal. Can we sell a book without having the “author” do interviews? Can we say its posthumous? The marketing department has never dealt with this level of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 131September 28, 2023 12:31 AM

R87 I’ll take crazy rich Britney over good regular mom for $200 Alex. I’m just saying 🤷‍♂️

by Anonymousreply 134September 28, 2023 1:30 AM

Britney Spears’ “Piece of Me” residency, which ran from 2013 to 2017 at Planet Hollywood, would rank third all-time with a total gross of $137M.

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by Anonymousreply 135September 28, 2023 2:01 AM

She’s aware of her teeth. She made some comment in one of her posts about her teeth and Mexico, which I didn’t quite understand.

by Anonymousreply 136September 28, 2023 2:26 AM

OMG R133 that was pretty good. Definitely needed a laugh today.

That post at Reddit is *still* being a bit too "she's not that bad" about her behavior overall.

She's pretty nuts. It's okay to say that when it's quite obvious.

by Anonymousreply 137September 28, 2023 2:28 AM

She reminds me of the dancing slave girl who performed before kings, dictators and Captain Kirk in old movies and TV. She desperately wants to be seductive.

by Anonymousreply 138September 28, 2023 2:28 AM

The people that frequent Reddit are the OG free britney stans. Fuck them so hard.

by Anonymousreply 139September 28, 2023 3:21 AM

In Japan

a foot can split wood

But it can’t cut a tomato

And a knife can’t itch my cooter y’all

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by Anonymousreply 140September 28, 2023 3:22 AM

The screed she posted, just wow. She’s clearly uneducated, stuck at age 16 and thinks what she wrote would be received as normal? I feel that a lot of other child stars were also similarly affected. It just wasn’t being posted about on social media. She needs support and the supported decision making method might help her. Very sad. Watch the old videos of Peter otoole and his drinking buddies. Look what they got up to, actually much worse. And they acted like mad lads until they died. Britney is so childlike though, it’s bizarre. Corey Feldman is also childlike in a different way. Consider what has happened with Tatum o Neal. Hollyweird needs to stop slaving children around. How many former child stars are normal?

by Anonymousreply 141September 28, 2023 3:56 AM

This sounds like a recipe for disaster. I’m no expert but something is likely to happen, and we’ve already seen how far it can get with her.

by Anonymousreply 142September 28, 2023 6:18 AM

She posts things like we're resident in her head...as if we're privy to every damn thought that goes through her mind. What she writes likely makes sense to [italics] her [/italics] but only bits and pieces make sense to any of us.

The world has moved on, Brit, despite the fact that you think that EVERYONE knows what's going on with you on a daily basis. All we know is your crazytown IG vids and the lies you post to try to convince us fake knives, never drank coffee, never drank alcohol, etc. etc.

Girl, we're NOT THAT INNO... stupid, I mean.

by Anonymousreply 143September 28, 2023 6:34 AM

Knives Out: The Britney Spears Final Tour 🔪

by Anonymousreply 144September 28, 2023 6:44 AM

You just know that somewhere out there, Christina Aguilera is mildly enjoying all of this.

by Anonymousreply 145September 28, 2023 10:09 AM

BS flipped out on Selena Gomez because Selena wished her happiness. Gomez admits to have been hospitalized for psychosis! Her well wishes for BS were genuine.

by Anonymousreply 146September 28, 2023 10:45 AM

She's turned into a mad old slapper. I guess this is why she was so tightly "managed" in the past. She batshit crazy.

by Anonymousreply 147September 28, 2023 10:59 AM

I wonder if she’s still screwing the ex con

by Anonymousreply 148September 28, 2023 3:27 PM

Flight of ideas. Bipolar with psychosis.

by Anonymousreply 149September 28, 2023 4:05 PM

She reminds me of Cristy, from one of the early seasons of Intervention. It's one of the best episodes of that series. She was a batshit crazy meth and alcohol abuser.

Britney is nearing Cristy territory, she just hasn't started walking around in front of cameras (or outdoors) totally nude yet (but that's probably coming). But I am sure there is a level of squalor developing in the house and in terms of her personal hygiene that is very similar to what was seen with Cristy's situation, too. Britney's barely coherent rambling on her Instagram posts is also reminiscent of things shown in that episode.

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by Anonymousreply 150September 28, 2023 5:29 PM

Britney's closest celebrity "relative" is obviously Anna Nicole Smith.

by Anonymousreply 151September 28, 2023 5:41 PM

R150 Is she going to have Cristy’s eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 152September 28, 2023 7:18 PM

I started watching that Intervention episode.

Thanks, Oba...I mean Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 153September 28, 2023 7:40 PM

“ Britney is nearing Cristy territory, she just hasn't started walking around in front of cameras (or outdoors) totally nude yet (but that's probably coming).”

This morning she posted a video of herself in a bathtub. Nude. So much for cops making a welfare check.

by Anonymousreply 154September 28, 2023 9:23 PM

I hope she’s washing her feet in that tub

by Anonymousreply 156September 28, 2023 9:28 PM

She does remind me of Cristy from Intervention.

There was a scene where Cristy's father was singing a song that he wrote about Cristy. It was creepy and hilarious at the same time: "Cristy ... pretty, pretty Cristy ..." I think he molested her.

by Anonymousreply 158September 28, 2023 9:33 PM

Did Britney suffer any family molestation? Her mom has a brother right?

I remember reading a post where Britney seem to allude to nefarious activities surrounding her as a kid. She painted a scene about herself in a ballet dress and receiving some sort of attention from a male relative. She was quickly shut down by Jamie Lynne who said such events never occurred

by Anonymousreply 159September 28, 2023 9:38 PM

Sad, she really can’t dance….

by Anonymousreply 160September 28, 2023 9:39 PM

She's one step away from chopping off her dates penis. Even Lorena Bobbitt wasn't this clueless.

by Anonymousreply 161September 28, 2023 9:42 PM

Even Nomi Malone can out dance her. They’d never hire her for Goddess

by Anonymousreply 162September 28, 2023 9:47 PM

Am I the only one who thinks she's oddly shaped?

by Anonymousreply 163September 28, 2023 9:49 PM

R152 Not yet! But we know Britney isn't opposed to shaving hair off of herself, so it's possible the brows are in danger.

by Anonymousreply 164September 28, 2023 9:58 PM

Hopefully she had time to hide the meth when the police knocked on her door.

by Anonymousreply 166September 28, 2023 11:41 PM

She has very poor/low impulse control. She records the crazed dancing vids for attention and, perhaps, under a delusion that she is performing for her fans, even though it has drawn mostly negative attention and commentary. Then she posts the knife-wielding video and it results in a visit from law enforcement, and she comments online asking that her privacy be respected. Any half sane person would take these cues and stop exhibiting themselves, with all of the negatives racking up, but it's like she can't help herself. It will probably escalate, until we see her dragged, kicking and screaming, into the back of a paddy wagon. The scary part I wonder about is if it will escalate to the point that she hurts someone else while acting on one of her impulses. She's like a wild animal. I am guessing if she gets cornered by someone (family intervention, a therapist, cops, etc.) it will get ugly fast.

by Anonymousreply 167September 28, 2023 11:42 PM

Maybe this is a warning to that NBA bodyguard that slapped her.

by Anonymousreply 168September 28, 2023 11:57 PM

Saw this today. Britney as Hibachi chef.

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by Anonymousreply 169September 29, 2023 12:27 AM

Michael Myers dances with Britney…

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by Anonymousreply 170September 29, 2023 1:40 AM

If I were Britney's mom for my own safety , I wouldn't go anywhere near this crazy bitch

by Anonymousreply 171September 29, 2023 2:36 AM

LMAO r170 I can't breathe

by Anonymousreply 172September 29, 2023 3:06 AM

She needs Jesus and lithium.

by Anonymousreply 173September 29, 2023 3:15 AM

It's quite weird how it looks like she has to keep telling herself to smile. It's so oddly Uncanny Valley, and so oddly compelling.

by Anonymousreply 174September 29, 2023 3:39 AM

She needs Justin and lithium, R173.

by Anonymousreply 175September 29, 2023 4:54 AM

Iconic South Park Brit episode.

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by Anonymousreply 176September 29, 2023 5:31 AM

At least she combed her hair, but what does she think she's doing? She seems very happy to see her own image on the phone. Creepy.

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by Anonymousreply 177October 10, 2023 12:54 AM

Is that bush near her nether region?

by Anonymousreply 178October 10, 2023 1:06 AM

You know, reading these Britney threads make me feel like I'm an active part of her decline, like I'm at a zoo where I can watch active mental illness in action.

Done. I won't be a part of this.

by Anonymousreply 179October 10, 2023 1:19 AM

[quote] I imagine that in older bygone eras, she would've been a ward of the state.

R92 The bygone areas didn't have social media and she's the best proof of how constantly looking into a mirror causes brain rot. (She never moved on while she was under custody either though.) I cannot imagine how awful her life must be. For all her riches, I don't envy her. She never reads, goes out to see anything new like ... art, other artists, even pop artists, anything, doesn't travel, doesn't learn a new skill (knife-dancing and cutting yourself in the process doesn't count). She's only focused on her self-image, stuck with the one lame set of moves that were her shtick when "Toxic" was new. A nightmare.

by Anonymousreply 180October 10, 2023 2:32 AM

She's utterly alone, poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 181October 10, 2023 2:40 AM

But she has her FANS, r181.

by Anonymousreply 182October 10, 2023 12:26 PM

It's hilarious as fuck! Sometimes I do warm ups like this too to channel my anger.

by Anonymousreply 183October 10, 2023 12:36 PM

She has a Christmas tree up at the beginning of October. Surely that's enough to have her committed to a psychiatric institution.

by Anonymousreply 184October 10, 2023 1:35 PM

The Knife should make a song called “Britney Spears”!

by Anonymousreply 185October 10, 2023 4:03 PM

Where's the new ex-con bf?

by Anonymousreply 186October 10, 2023 4:45 PM

Making her family proud once again.

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by Anonymousreply 188October 26, 2023 9:09 PM

Megyn Kelly has has sufficent!

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by Anonymousreply 190October 27, 2023 12:58 AM

Prah-stah-tuh-too-shun hoar

by Anonymousreply 191October 27, 2023 1:04 AM

I swear we’re weeks away from her flashing her shaved beave.

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by Anonymousreply 192October 27, 2023 1:21 AM

She doesn't know she doesn't look good anymore.

She looks like one of those tatted nasty meth addict prostitutes with STDs you would see at a motel 6.

by Anonymousreply 194October 27, 2023 1:39 AM

I’m glad the white boots are back! I thought the dogs ate them.

by Anonymousreply 196October 27, 2023 12:53 PM

I thought she already did a short video of the full nudity thing, R192, when she was really out of it. I assume it's been taken down. People were commenting that someone needs to look after her.

A Christmas tree in October. Crazy.

by Anonymousreply 198October 27, 2023 11:01 PM

What other message is she trying to get across here other than crazy?

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by Anonymousreply 199October 28, 2023 12:27 PM

Her house is giving 2001 Boca Raton 55+ condo vibes

by Anonymousreply 200October 28, 2023 4:48 PM

R200 right? She probably doesn’t know it’s 2023. That decor is a good 20 years old.

by Anonymousreply 201October 28, 2023 5:04 PM

So it seems like her book must be a big nothing. Now that it’s actually out nobody is talking about it

by Anonymousreply 204November 1, 2023 3:16 AM

She’s off her rocker again tonight.

by Anonymousreply 205November 22, 2023 2:57 AM

What is she doing now r205?

Jamie Lynn was on some entertainment program hours ago crying over her relationship with Brit. She claims they're close.

by Anonymousreply 206November 22, 2023 4:31 AM

R206 she posted this

She must be on meth like this can’t just be mental illness. Do we think she actually has a phone with Instagram? It’s hard to believe a CrowdSurf handler is vetting these!!

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by Anonymousreply 207November 22, 2023 4:39 AM

Did her uncle molest her?

by Anonymousreply 208November 22, 2023 4:48 AM

What does it mean to put your "right arm up" - she's said that several times in post and I'm not sure I understand what she is trying to convey.

the last time she used the "right arm/hand up" she was talking some mumbo jumbo about anxiety and also said "hand up my ass"...

Is this some Southern colloquialism we're supposed to get?

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by Anonymousreply 209November 22, 2023 4:50 AM

*clang, clang chop chop chop* 🔪 dogs flee in fear

by Anonymousreply 210November 22, 2023 5:54 AM

What if the sky is the ground? The sun will come out in 3 years. 🤡 🌞 💃 🔪 🎶

by Anonymousreply 211November 22, 2023 6:00 AM

Unclear on what this post means too (except that she loves using exclamation points in groups of 3 and emojis whenever she can. Or some weird references in this post that seem to focus on math:

[quote] interesting 🤔 The last sentence !!! Would it matter if I wasn’t ok with it ??? JUST SAYING !!!! Hmmm defense in funding those who do not have financial resources to fight against conservatorships ??? Or for people to manipulate the system showing hour long documentaries showing my hardest times 3 years ago proclaiming I’m supposed to benefit from THAT !!! BULLSHIT !!! Is it all regulated in talking shit ??? Come on duals and most arguments are always calculated through 2 sides !!! The bottom line is intention !!! What angle 📐 were they coming at ??? Was it to demonstrate support … understanding … love ??? Why no !!! None of these !!! It was to offend and offend only !!! 1d

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by Anonymousreply 212November 22, 2023 6:38 AM

That’s my girl. I think she and Teacake bump 2getha

by Anonymousreply 213November 22, 2023 11:11 AM

R212 here's a translation:

Fascinating contemplation. The concluding statement prompts consideration: would my dissent hold significance? Merely an observation, one questions the justification behind allocating resources for the legal defense of those lacking financial means in contesting conservatorships. Additionally, the utilization of extensive documentaries recounting personal struggles from three years prior, with the purported aim of asserting benefits, appears dubious and devoid of merit. Can one infer a prevailing culture of disingenuous discourse? Arguments, often binary in nature, pivot on discerning intent; in this context, what motives underlie the proffered narrative? Notably absent are expressions of support, comprehension, or affection; rather, the predominant motif appears intent on provocation alone.

by Anonymousreply 214November 22, 2023 1:20 PM

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