Gay Australian Olympic diver Matthew Mitcham posts a nude picture on Instagram

Publish date: 2024-05-19

You can actually see more of him in some of his old Speedo shots.

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2022 9:57 PM

r1 I disagree. He is nude. You are defining full frontal. If we don't see the soles of someone's feet in a photo we don't say it's not nude because we can't see everything.

He is completely naked.

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2022 9:59 PM

Yep he really is nude alright. Just not in a position you prefer.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2022 10:02 PM

r5 Maybe it's a prelude to starting an Onlyfans. Titilating us with possibilities of more?!

His partner in London is a masseur who does home and hotel visits....

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2022 10:10 PM

It's Instagram Nude. Dongless. No more or no less than I expected. That said, I will always be disappointed when I read the word "nude" and don't see dong. That will always be my expectation, my hope.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2022 10:18 PM

Nice body but a bit of a butter face.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2022 10:20 PM

Is this a better position?

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by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2022 10:21 PM

Decent body. That’s about all I can offer on the subject.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2022 10:28 PM

Look at all that precious naked!

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2022 10:28 PM

r10 r11 Now that's what I call nude. Especially the video where the masseur is jerking him off.

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2022 10:29 PM

Indeed R14. The masseur is fucking him.

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2022 10:32 PM

Some can’t differentiate elegance and class as contrasted by an exhibitionistic trashy porno.

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2022 10:35 PM

Speaking of gay Aussie aquatic types, WHET Ian Thorpe?

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2022 10:36 PM

We weren't being sold elegance or class, r17. "Nude" is what was on offer.

by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2022 10:38 PM

What an eternal embarrassment Ian Thorpe is R18. He's best forgotten about.

by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2022 10:42 PM

I find it much easier to forget about you r21.

by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2022 10:44 PM

r11 So he actually has an Onlyfans account??!

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2022 10:57 PM

Nobody cares what you think R22.

by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2022 10:57 PM

HAF

I'd hit that double-time and twice on Sundays.

by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2022 11:13 PM

Ian Thorpe got a terrible nose job and has settled down into a lonely life of middle aged bachelorhood.

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2022 11:21 PM

[quote] a bit of a butter face.

I prefer the thief named Ben Hall.

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by Anonymousreply 27December 2, 2022 4:06 AM

Speaking of Thorpe, recent interview with him on the occasion of him turning 40.

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by Anonymousreply 28December 3, 2022 10:49 PM

^ that's a can opener on the left

by Anonymousreply 30December 3, 2022 10:55 PM

back to MM

thicc

I'd rim his chlorinated hole for hours.

by Anonymousreply 31December 3, 2022 10:55 PM

"Nude = dick

He’s not nude."

Nude = unclothed. He's nude, but not showing/revealing it all.

He looks really good. I prefer the more staid. flatter hair "gay hair" but he's cute that way too.

by Anonymousreply 33December 3, 2022 10:59 PM

I should probably say "nude = unclothed and uncovered" before someone pointedly asks "what if he had no clothes but was under a blanket?" He's still be nude, but it wouldn't be a nude picture.

by Anonymousreply 34December 3, 2022 11:03 PM

"He looks really good. I prefer the more staid. flatter hair "gay hair" but he's cute that way too. "

I can't type. That should have read: "I prefer the more staid, flatter hair to the 'gay hair,' but he's cute that way too."

by Anonymousreply 35December 4, 2022 12:02 AM

Which one was the one with the meth issue? Thorpe or Mitcham?

by Anonymousreply 36December 4, 2022 12:21 AM

Are all gay Olympic divers and swimmers sluts?

by Anonymousreply 37December 4, 2022 12:30 AM

I'd hope so. I find Mitcham so much more appealing than Tom Daley - not that you couldn't like both, or neither.

by Anonymousreply 38December 4, 2022 1:00 AM

What about Olympic skaters are they all sluts as well?

Not that there's anything wrong with being a slut.

by Anonymousreply 39December 4, 2022 10:07 AM

"Coming Up On Matthew Mitcham's OnlyFans.

"My flipfuck Tom Daley!"

by Anonymousreply 40December 4, 2022 10:22 AM

he's lower class bogan filth

by Anonymousreply 41December 4, 2022 10:33 AM

Matthew Mitcham will always be appreciated for being the first openly gay Olympic champion. He was unashamed and unapologetic about who he was. And he was open about his drug use. He comes across as a nice humble guy and has had limited earning potential outside of his sport.

Ian Thorpe stayed in the closet, denying he was gay, denying he was in a relationship with a man and then did that awful big reveal interview to confirm that yes, he did like it up the arse. There's also the scandal over his qualification to defend his 400m title in Athens. Recently he Thorpe was defending Lia Thomas taking the place of female swimmers in competitions.

by Anonymousreply 42December 4, 2022 10:50 AM

His husband's OnlyFans massage/fucking content is incredibly hot.

by Anonymousreply 43December 4, 2022 10:53 AM

name of said husband ? (asking for a friend)

by Anonymousreply 44December 4, 2022 11:42 AM

Ian Thorpe looks like he got one of those old-fashioned Jewish nose jobs when they used to turn a honker into a ski slope. His Dr should have known those aren't done anymore for a very good reason. Too obvious and cookie cutter. Like he doesn't know a nose must be in proportion to the face even if nature doesn't.

by Anonymousreply 45December 4, 2022 11:44 AM

MrMaleMassage. This is just a sampling, he has a lot more content.

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by Anonymousreply 46December 4, 2022 11:44 AM

There's a (w)hole thread about Matthew and husband's porny exploits, including Tom Daley being given a massage.

Remember that when you hover over a video and it says "Upgrade to play video" you can watch them if you refresh the page when the time ends in 3 or (I think) 7.

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by Anonymousreply 47December 4, 2022 11:55 AM

He has insane chemistry with all those guys he does scenes with, I don't know how Matthew doesn't get jealous. He's like the white Rhyheim Shabazz in that he quite obviously has a quick little love affair with all his scene partners. I couldn't stand that if I were his husband.

by Anonymousreply 48December 4, 2022 12:00 PM

Imagine the headline in the society pages when Matthew puts a ring on it. "Former Olympic champion is engaged to be married to prostitute behind successful "massage masturbation" video clips.

by Anonymousreply 49December 4, 2022 12:03 PM

It's what we've been fighting for since Stonewall, I guess...

by Anonymousreply 50December 4, 2022 12:06 PM

He brought his slutty ways from Australia, as is so often the case.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 4, 2022 12:10 PM

I think we appreciate Mitcham because he seems to not care, R49. "The society pages" made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 53December 4, 2022 3:33 PM

Matthieu...Vive le Prépuce!

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by Anonymousreply 54December 4, 2022 4:01 PM

R49 They were married back in 2020.

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by Anonymousreply 55December 4, 2022 9:47 PM

Anyway, he was right there on the floor, in plain sight of just everybody on Instagram.

He was nude.

by Anonymousreply 56December 4, 2022 10:29 PM

[quote]Matthew puts a ring on it.

I am more likely to put a ring in it.

by Anonymousreply 57December 4, 2022 10:31 PM

His boyfriend has a nice arse.

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by Anonymousreply 59December 4, 2022 10:35 PM

I'm thinking Miss Matthew gets milked daily.

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by Anonymousreply 60December 4, 2022 10:37 PM

Why does this married couple live in Londonistan?

by Anonymousreply 61December 4, 2022 10:37 PM

R61 From GayCities February 2020 when they got hitched:

[quote] According to various gossip web sites, Mitcham met his beau, a Brit named Luke Rutherford, in 2018 when Rutherford was visiting Australia. When Rutherford’s visa expired, Mitcham moved to Rutherford’s home in Oxfordshire, near London, to continue their relationship.

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by Anonymousreply 62December 4, 2022 10:50 PM

[quote] I disagree. He is nude. You are defining full frontal.

No shit, Sherlock. But to gay men - to actually care - nude = dick. We’re not interested in this lame shit.

by Anonymousreply 63December 4, 2022 10:56 PM

[quote]No shit, Sherlock. But to gay men - to actually care - nude = dick. We’re not interested in this lame shit.

Why do you think you are somehow empowered to speak for all gay men?

by Anonymousreply 65December 4, 2022 10:59 PM

R65, I am their leader. Duh.

by Anonymousreply 66December 4, 2022 11:00 PM

R42 Robert Dover was out way back in 1988 (the year Mitcham was born).

[quote] In 1988, at the height of the AIDS crisis, Robert Dover made Olympics history by blazing a trail for generations of gay athletes to come. That was when Dover matter-of-factly told the public that he was gay. In our latest episode of the Five Rings To Rule Them All podcast, Dover talks about the day he stood in front of all of his fellow American Olympians and media reps and took a big step out of the closet.

[quote] “My thing was, ‘My name’s Robert Dover, I’m the token Jewish gay boy on the U.S. Olympic team, in the equestrian sport of dressage,’” he recounts on the podcast. “And people laughed, but I had a lot of press following me around. And the same with ‘92 and ‘96. I had a lot of press because... I was somebody who wasn’t afraid to talk about being openly gay in Olympic sport.”

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by Anonymousreply 69December 4, 2022 11:25 PM

Ian Thorpe was butchered.

by Anonymousreply 70December 4, 2022 11:33 PM

What a horrible ugly tiny lil head. Not as repulsively ugly as Irene Cara but close.

by Anonymousreply 71December 4, 2022 11:58 PM

Nothing special. But still fuckable.

by Anonymousreply 73December 5, 2022 12:03 AM

I frankly applaud him because he (mostly) doesn't give a fuck about what others in the sport business think of him. So many famous gay men, especially in sports, feel the pressure to "behave" as to "be a role model to the younger generations" and all that bullshit. He married a former porn star and current sex worker, he's open minded and he stars in his onlyfans. He's an Olympic Gold medalist... he's definitely the most famous and prestigious athlete to show he's a sexual being.

It's a bummer he got scared when things leaked off OF, he could have gone full porn with his face as well, I'm sure he would have been ok eventually.

by Anonymousreply 74December 7, 2022 7:00 PM

I’d eat his dong like it was Greg’s gingerbread.

by Anonymousreply 75December 7, 2022 7:11 PM

r74 Why would he give two shits about what others in the sport business think of him, he's retired and isn't part of that scene anymore. It's like starting a new chapter in life sort of thing where you move on and leave the old crap behind.

by Anonymousreply 76December 7, 2022 7:17 PM

How can MM be the first out Olympic champion when we have all those queens in figure skating?

I find most Australian guys HAF but these two don't make even the semi-finals. (I'm here all week)

by Anonymousreply 77December 7, 2022 7:24 PM

R69 - it's great that Robert Dover (did he have a brother called Ben?) was out and proud and won medals in Barcelona, Atlanta, Sydney and Athens.

But none of those medals were gold, meaning he was never an Olympic champion.

Matthew Mitcham won gold and therefore became the first Olympic champion to be an out and proud shit stabbing arse bandit.

by Anonymousreply 78December 7, 2022 7:33 PM

Caroline's face says it all: I wish these mofos would DIE IN A GREASE FIRE!

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by Anonymousreply 79December 7, 2022 8:22 PM

I beg your pardon, gentlemen. Caroline belongs over yonder.

by Anonymousreply 80December 7, 2022 8:24 PM

The Joan Crawford eyebrows are a bit distracting

by Anonymousreply 81December 7, 2022 8:25 PM

With his freakishly tiny head, he is in Irene Cara territory for ugliness. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 82December 7, 2022 8:27 PM

So they live at Henley on Thames but what do they do with their lives?

There's a Luke Rutherford on IMDB but I think that's another Luke Rutherford.

And I assume this Luke Rutherford talking about 'poopy holes' is another Luke Rutherford.

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by Anonymousreply 83December 7, 2022 10:19 PM

LPSG has videos of him getting fucked, fingered and edged.

by Anonymousreply 84December 30, 2022 3:04 AM

He’s no Cody Simpson, Australian singer and swimmer.

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by Anonymousreply 86December 30, 2022 4:36 AM

Cody Simpson has an amazing rig but he looks like a frog.

by Anonymousreply 90May 12, 2023 8:30 AM

This dude's head is too small for his body. It probably helps with his diving though. Barely creates a ripple when he enters the water.

by Anonymousreply 91May 12, 2023 8:49 AM

He has a small dick and tight foreskin. Next.

by Anonymousreply 92May 12, 2023 9:11 AM

he gives talks about harm reduction in chemsex which he used to do.

by Anonymousreply 94May 12, 2023 11:10 AM

Does he give them naked R94?

by Anonymousreply 95May 12, 2023 11:11 AM

[quote] He has a small dick and tight foreskin. Next.

This made me recall an old “Sophie Tucker” joke when her boyfriend, Ernie, complains she’s “got no tits and a tight box.”

So, she says to him, “Ernie, GET OFF MY BACK!”

by Anonymousreply 96May 12, 2023 12:34 PM

He doesn't have a small dick.

by Anonymousreply 97May 12, 2023 12:37 PM

Matthew is a sexy man from top to his suckable foreskin tip.

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by Anonymousreply 99May 13, 2023 3:25 AM

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