Christina on the Coast star

Publish date: 2024-05-20

Does anyone watch this bitch's show? I don't. Cant take the vocal fry and her Jacuzzi commercials are cringe-worthy.

Her ex Tarek sure knows how to pick those skinny, brittle blonde bitches, doesn't he?

I like Tarek fine but those wives. Screechy soccer moms in skinny jeans.

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by Anonymousreply 59October 17, 2023 2:38 PM

Cuntina on the Coast. And that fucking awful voice. I HATE her.

by Anonymousreply 2October 9, 2023 9:59 PM

Now you know why I used to beat her up.

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by Anonymousreply 4October 9, 2023 10:03 PM

If anything, R4, she beat him up.

by Anonymousreply 5October 9, 2023 10:04 PM

HGTV has been trying to shove these two cunts down our throats for years and year.

First as a couple, then on separate shows, then as a divorced couple, then separate again.

It's fucking sickening.

Christina is an airheaded moron, and Tarek is a greedy slumlord.

But I guess that's what HGTV is all about now.

by Anonymousreply 6October 9, 2023 10:04 PM

I like Paige Turner on Fix My Flip. She steps in to help failing flippers. Her shows don't air too often though.

I also like Unsellable Homes featuring the identical twins Lindsay and Leslie. They recently aired a house that was a fail. Septic failed, had a bomb shelter, ugly house, paved yard. Way over budget and no profit. I don't know why they even took it on. The owners had some strange things goin on inside. I think they felt sorry for the feisty widow who wanted to sell the house.

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by Anonymousreply 7October 9, 2023 10:14 PM

I am so confused by the fact Tarek's wives are identical in appearance.

by Anonymousreply 8October 9, 2023 10:17 PM

There were rumors for years that Christina was going to join Real Housewives of Orange County, but she would have been a lead balloon on there.

Tarek and Christina remind me of every rich uneducated asshole I ever met when I lived in Orange County, down to the vocal fry and his love of wearing flip flops in inappropriate places.

by Anonymousreply 9October 9, 2023 10:30 PM

I know, R8. He basically remarried his ex-wife.

by Anonymousreply 10October 9, 2023 10:30 PM

If you have the means, why would you get inspiration from this bitch?

by Anonymousreply 11October 9, 2023 10:48 PM

Or Joanna Gaines, R11.

They're both one trick ponies.

by Anonymousreply 12October 9, 2023 10:52 PM

Did she borrow those boots from Meatball?

by Anonymousreply 13October 9, 2023 10:52 PM

R8 & R10 and they are both from Anaheim California! The new wife is four years younger.

by Anonymousreply 14October 9, 2023 11:04 PM

Christina is the exact type of woman you see a lot of in OC. Very white, very blond, very bimbo, very vocal fry with the uptick at the end of every sentience. For those saying her design is basic, it my please you to know she has no formal design background other than her husband flipped houses. This is also a trait of OC woman. They all claim to be "designers" with ZERO experience or knowledge. But hey, they like shopping, same thing right?

I dont know about her specifically, but 90% of then are very, very Republican. Because you know, husbands are rich, so in their eyes the "smart" ones, money is all that matters, and the world can go suck it as they live in McMansions on the coast. We made it, why cant you? Everyone who is not rich like us is just lazy or sponging off the government.

by Anonymousreply 15October 9, 2023 11:10 PM

She is so annoying I would never, ever use Jacuzzi to remodel my bathtub. I'd rather choke to death on toxic mold and die face down in the tub water.

by Anonymousreply 16October 9, 2023 11:21 PM

R15, this exactly: ". . . very vocal fry with the uptick at the end of every sentience."

The uptick especially drives me nuts.

by Anonymousreply 17October 9, 2023 11:47 PM

Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

But Tarek is hot stuff

by Anonymousreply 18October 10, 2023 2:48 AM

She was absent from the jacuzzi commercials for a while and now her vocal fry seems toned down. Maybe they made her go to speech therapy?

by Anonymousreply 19October 10, 2023 3:05 AM

“We going to need you to tone it down, it’s scaring off the frau crowd. Pretend you’re talking to your aunt who lives in Kansas.”

by Anonymousreply 20October 10, 2023 3:49 AM

She needs to use more shiplap!

by Anonymousreply 21October 10, 2023 3:53 AM

She is on a commercial for bathroom remodeling. It seems to play constantly on the Atlanta tv stations. Every time it airs, I immediately wonder why she was selected to narrate the commercial when her voice is so annoying?

by Anonymousreply 22October 10, 2023 5:55 AM

This bimbo already has 3 marriages under her belt. Her 3 children with two different baby daddies must wonder why mommy is such a whore.

by Anonymousreply 23October 10, 2023 6:16 AM

It's such hypocrisy how loose cunts like her think they are conservative and moral and that they "made it in life".

by Anonymousreply 24October 10, 2023 6:18 AM

Narcissistic American culture 101. Half the US population is like her.

by Anonymousreply 25October 10, 2023 6:19 AM

Photo at R4, she's clutching him with both hands, phone has cracked screen.

by Anonymousreply 26October 10, 2023 6:55 AM

[quote] Half the US population is like her.

Actually, R25, not at all.

by Anonymousreply 27October 11, 2023 12:17 AM

I have a straight friend who thinks she’s the hottest woman on the planet. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 28October 11, 2023 12:24 AM

It would have to be a straight friend, right, R28?

by Anonymousreply 29October 11, 2023 12:26 AM

She looks like someone pushed a pretty girl's face in.

by Anonymousreply 30October 11, 2023 12:33 AM

How does this Basic Bitch score such hot cock?

First Tarek El-Moussa, then Ant Anstead.

There's nothing going on upstairs!!

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by Anonymousreply 31October 11, 2023 3:47 AM

Because they're not interested in what goes on upstairs, R31.

by Anonymousreply 32October 11, 2023 3:50 AM

At R31, those 2 look alike. 2 lantern heads.

by Anonymousreply 33October 11, 2023 7:37 AM

The latest husband is the cutest of all.

by Anonymousreply 34October 11, 2023 7:57 AM

I don’t see the cuteness.

by Anonymousreply 35October 11, 2023 3:23 PM

He looks like an aging BMXer.

by Anonymousreply 36October 11, 2023 4:25 PM

It seems like every news story about her is about whether she's getting divorced or getting married again.

by Anonymousreply 37October 11, 2023 5:42 PM

I loathe this bitch. Haven't watched her show, or Tarek's since his new blond snatch came on board.

ps we have a general HGTV thread for those interested.

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by Anonymousreply 38October 11, 2023 5:45 PM

[quote] she has no formal design background other than her husband flipped houses

HGTV is hugely faked/performed and this is true of most HGTV shows. They pretend to swing a sledgehammer but they're just putting on a show for the cameras while cheap laborers do the real work.

Please. As if those nellie Scott Brothers could legitimately swing a sledgehammer.

by Anonymousreply 39October 11, 2023 5:48 PM

I do love Bargain Block. The hosts are genuinely funny and entertaining. It's an amazing show.

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by Anonymousreply 40October 11, 2023 6:07 PM

I'd watch Keith and Evan's sex tape.

by Anonymousreply 41October 11, 2023 6:19 PM

[quote] I'd watch Keith and Evan's sex tape.

The taller guy always looks unbathed.

by Anonymousreply 42October 11, 2023 7:59 PM

You'd better believe that I'M fucking real!

I know French real estate like I know my own twat!

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by Anonymousreply 43October 11, 2023 9:11 PM

R26 The phone screen is probably cracked from her throwing it at his head for cheating on her again!

by Anonymousreply 44October 11, 2023 9:14 PM

What's up with those Nancy Sinatra boots?

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by Anonymousreply 45October 12, 2023 12:21 AM

R45, she's getting ready to walk her boots all over the current hubby.

by Anonymousreply 46October 12, 2023 12:24 AM

She's spread her coastal bullshit to Nashville where she now lives. She's Christina in the Cuntry now.

by Anonymousreply 48October 12, 2023 7:03 AM

Cuntina in the Cuntry

with her BFF Candace Owens

by Anonymousreply 49October 12, 2023 3:55 PM

r48 oh god is she friends with Nazi Christie?

by Anonymousreply 50October 12, 2023 4:24 PM

Meh, she doesn't bother me. Her shows are good background fodder while I scroll on my phone (which is true of most of the HGTV shows I watch). I find her love of crystals and the whole SoCal schtick fucking hilarious.

I've tried to watch Tarek's shows since ForF and can't stomach them for some reason. Is it just me, or does he seem very obviously coked up? Whatever it is, it's too manic. I watch these shows because they're inobtrusive and, admittedly, for the lolz during the final reveal (blue lower kitchen cabinets - how risqué!). When Tarek and his wife are on all I do is focus on how gakked they are.

by Anonymousreply 51October 12, 2023 5:00 PM

I can't stand either of them or Tarek's new skank. I just pretend those three, and the hideous Gaineses, don't exist.

by Anonymousreply 52October 12, 2023 5:07 PM

Tarek's new skank and Cuntina are practically interchangeable. The dumb fuck married the same hoe twice

(that being said, I would happily suck Tarek dry).

by Anonymousreply 53October 12, 2023 6:31 PM

R53 before or after the HOMOPHOBIC cunt kills you?

by Anonymousreply 54October 12, 2023 7:34 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 55October 12, 2023 7:54 PM

WTF, I can't post on this site today! R55 here, and in addition to abusing your eyes with the above link, was gonna write the above story was put on blast my Many media outlets and every word is true. No surprise, but he's also scum in his personal life - currently cheating on "Hot wife #2" ( the one that just popped out a new kid for him).

by Anonymousreply 56October 12, 2023 7:58 PM

R56, how do you know he's cheating? Not that I doubt it, she's a screechy uptight skeletor.

by Anonymousreply 57October 16, 2023 5:13 AM

She is Orange County personified. God I hate that area.

Take all the toxic looks and money obsession of LA, but remove any sense of culture or cosmopolitan viewpoint.

If you hate dump plastic people with money, you're gonna despise coastal Orange County. Inland OC is just a dump - so that doesn't count.

Interestingly though, there's just as much money in the north county coastal areas of San Diego, but you don't get that 'ick' feeling at all. People are much more laid-back and less looks and 'for show' consciousness. It's wealth with 'class' for a lack of a better term.

OC is just vulgar wealth. It's gross.

by Anonymousreply 58October 16, 2023 5:22 AM

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