Christina on the Coast star

Does anyone watch this bitch's show? I don't. Cant take the vocal fry and her Jacuzzi commercials are cringe-worthy.

Her ex Tarek sure knows how to pick those skinny, brittle blonde bitches, doesn't he?

I like Tarek fine but those wives. Screechy soccer moms in skinny jeans.

Cuntina on the Coast. And that fucking awful voice. I HATE her.

Now you know why I used to beat her up.

If anything, R4, she beat him up.

HGTV has been trying to shove these two cunts down our throats for years and year.

First as a couple, then on separate shows, then as a divorced couple, then separate again.

It's fucking sickening.

Christina is an airheaded moron, and Tarek is a greedy slumlord.

But I guess that's what HGTV is all about now.

I like Paige Turner on Fix My Flip. She steps in to help failing flippers. Her shows don't air too often though.

I also like Unsellable Homes featuring the identical twins Lindsay and Leslie. They recently aired a house that was a fail. Septic failed, had a bomb shelter, ugly house, paved yard. Way over budget and no profit. I don't know why they even took it on. The owners had some strange things goin on inside. I think they felt sorry for the feisty widow who wanted to sell the house.

I am so confused by the fact Tarek's wives are identical in appearance.

There were rumors for years that Christina was going to join Real Housewives of Orange County, but she would have been a lead balloon on there.

Tarek and Christina remind me of every rich uneducated asshole I ever met when I lived in Orange County, down to the vocal fry and his love of wearing flip flops in inappropriate places.

I know, R8. He basically remarried his ex-wife.

If you have the means, why would you get inspiration from this bitch?

Or Joanna Gaines, R11.

They're both one trick ponies.

Did she borrow those boots from Meatball?

R8 & R10 and they are both from Anaheim California! The new wife is four years younger.

Christina is the exact type of woman you see a lot of in OC. Very white, very blond, very bimbo, very vocal fry with the uptick at the end of every sentience. For those saying her design is basic, it my please you to know she has no formal design background other than her husband flipped houses. This is also a trait of OC woman. They all claim to be "designers" with ZERO experience or knowledge. But hey, they like shopping, same thing right?

I dont know about her specifically, but 90% of then are very, very Republican. Because you know, husbands are rich, so in their eyes the "smart" ones, money is all that matters, and the world can go suck it as they live in McMansions on the coast. We made it, why cant you? Everyone who is not rich like us is just lazy or sponging off the government.

She is so annoying I would never, ever use Jacuzzi to remodel my bathtub. I'd rather choke to death on toxic mold and die face down in the tub water.

R15, this exactly: ". . . very vocal fry with the uptick at the end of every sentience."

The uptick especially drives me nuts.

Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.

But Tarek is hot stuff

She was absent from the jacuzzi commercials for a while and now her vocal fry seems toned down. Maybe they made her go to speech therapy?

“We going to need you to tone it down, it’s scaring off the frau crowd. Pretend you’re talking to your aunt who lives in Kansas.”

She needs to use more shiplap!

She is on a commercial for bathroom remodeling. It seems to play constantly on the Atlanta tv stations. Every time it airs, I immediately wonder why she was selected to narrate the commercial when her voice is so annoying?

This bimbo already has 3 marriages under her belt. Her 3 children with two different baby daddies must wonder why mommy is such a whore.

It's such hypocrisy how loose cunts like her think they are conservative and moral and that they "made it in life".

Narcissistic American culture 101. Half the US population is like her.

Photo at R4, she's clutching him with both hands, phone has cracked screen.

[quote] Half the US population is like her.

Actually, R25, not at all.

I have a straight friend who thinks she’s the hottest woman on the planet. Seriously.

It would have to be a straight friend, right, R28?

She looks like someone pushed a pretty girl's face in.

How does this Basic Bitch score such hot cock?

First Tarek El-Moussa, then Ant Anstead.

There's nothing going on upstairs!!

Because they're not interested in what goes on upstairs, R31.

At R31, those 2 look alike. 2 lantern heads.

The latest husband is the cutest of all.

I don’t see the cuteness.

He looks like an aging BMXer.

It seems like every news story about her is about whether she's getting divorced or getting married again.

I loathe this bitch. Haven't watched her show, or Tarek's since his new blond snatch came on board.

ps we have a general HGTV thread for those interested.

[quote] she has no formal design background other than her husband flipped houses

HGTV is hugely faked/performed and this is true of most HGTV shows. They pretend to swing a sledgehammer but they're just putting on a show for the cameras while cheap laborers do the real work.

Please. As if those nellie Scott Brothers could legitimately swing a sledgehammer.

I do love Bargain Block. The hosts are genuinely funny and entertaining. It's an amazing show.

I'd watch Keith and Evan's sex tape.

[quote] I'd watch Keith and Evan's sex tape.

The taller guy always looks unbathed.

You'd better believe that I'M fucking real!

I know French real estate like I know my own twat!

R26 The phone screen is probably cracked from her throwing it at his head for cheating on her again!

What's up with those Nancy Sinatra boots?

R45, she's getting ready to walk her boots all over the current hubby.

She's spread her coastal bullshit to Nashville where she now lives. She's Christina in the Cuntry now.

Cuntina in the Cuntry

with her BFF Candace Owens

r48 oh god is she friends with Nazi Christie?

Meh, she doesn't bother me. Her shows are good background fodder while I scroll on my phone (which is true of most of the HGTV shows I watch). I find her love of crystals and the whole SoCal schtick fucking hilarious.

I've tried to watch Tarek's shows since ForF and can't stomach them for some reason. Is it just me, or does he seem very obviously coked up? Whatever it is, it's too manic. I watch these shows because they're inobtrusive and, admittedly, for the lolz during the final reveal (blue lower kitchen cabinets - how risqué!). When Tarek and his wife are on all I do is focus on how gakked they are.

I can't stand either of them or Tarek's new skank. I just pretend those three, and the hideous Gaineses, don't exist.

Tarek's new skank and Cuntina are practically interchangeable. The dumb fuck married the same hoe twice

(that being said, I would happily suck Tarek dry).

R53 before or after the HOMOPHOBIC cunt kills you?

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WTF, I can't post on this site today! R55 here, and in addition to abusing your eyes with the above link, was gonna write the above story was put on blast my Many media outlets and every word is true. No surprise, but he's also scum in his personal life - currently cheating on "Hot wife #2" ( the one that just popped out a new kid for him).

R56, how do you know he's cheating? Not that I doubt it, she's a screechy uptight skeletor.

She is Orange County personified. God I hate that area.

Take all the toxic looks and money obsession of LA, but remove any sense of culture or cosmopolitan viewpoint.

If you hate dump plastic people with money, you're gonna despise coastal Orange County. Inland OC is just a dump - so that doesn't count.

Interestingly though, there's just as much money in the north county coastal areas of San Diego, but you don't get that 'ick' feeling at all. People are much more laid-back and less looks and 'for show' consciousness. It's wealth with 'class' for a lack of a better term.

OC is just vulgar wealth. It's gross.

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