NBC Hottie Garrett Haake Under Attack!

Publish date: 2024-05-20

In the past four days Garrett and his colleauges have been shot at and beaten by police multiple times. How will we keep him safe DL?

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by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2020 5:13 AM

He seems subdued today. Can't say as I blame him. DC has a 7:00 curfew tonight. I don't know if it will make a difference.

by Anonymousreply 1June 1, 2020 10:55 PM

He can cum hide in my bed.

by Anonymousreply 2June 1, 2020 11:15 PM

Haake is taking incoming again now on MSNBC.

by Anonymousreply 3June 1, 2020 11:39 PM

I'd take his incoming every night.

by Anonymousreply 4June 1, 2020 11:47 PM

If I were the NBC news field work scheduler, I would assign Haake the Washington DC pre-curfew hours, and put Chuck Todd on the streets post 7 pm. Protect your valuable assets.

by Anonymousreply 5June 1, 2020 11:51 PM

Garrett was hit in the side by rubber bullets/pelts. I was watching when it happened. He yelled out "Dammit!" when it happened. Then there was ensuing chaos. He wrote on Twitter he was okay, but had souvenir welts on his side from the bullets. He also apologized for "curing" on television.

All is forgiven, Garrett. Back at the anchor desk, Katy Tur was very worried. It was very tense.

by Anonymousreply 6June 2, 2020 1:20 AM

But his big dick is okay, right??

by Anonymousreply 8June 2, 2020 1:22 AM

Someone might need to massage it to make sure. I volunteer

by Anonymousreply 9June 2, 2020 1:25 AM

R8. I watched Garrett get hit by the rubber bullets. His reaction was of a man in shock and pain. The bullet hit his side. But by all accounts, his dick was spared.

by Anonymousreply 10June 2, 2020 2:53 AM

That's like the fourth time he's been attacked in 4 days. Does anyone think Garrett is being violent or looting? What's happening?

by Anonymousreply 11June 2, 2020 3:41 AM

He is tall and too close to the action.

by Anonymousreply 12June 2, 2020 3:45 AM

Video of the hit:

(I'm glad they've kept their hands off Chris Jansing. I'll cut a bitch.)

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by Anonymousreply 13June 2, 2020 3:48 AM

I have not seen Garrett near any "action" but peaceful protests. It's not like he's been next to people looting

by Anonymousreply 14June 2, 2020 3:57 AM

That's a hottie?? You need to get out of 80's mindset OP. That's a dork! Lol

by Anonymousreply 15June 2, 2020 3:58 AM

Oh, grow up, R15. Everyone has different tastes.

by Anonymousreply 16June 2, 2020 4:02 AM

I agree with R5. Garrett is the future. Put Chuck Todd out in the war zone. If anything happens to him, oh well.

by Anonymousreply 17June 2, 2020 4:11 AM

I believe that Garrett is the future

Teach him well and let him lead the way

Show him all the beauty you possess inside...

by Anonymousreply 18June 2, 2020 4:14 AM

I think Garrett is the perfect fusion of dorky and handsome. Such a warm, earnest smile. And his love for his job and talking to people shine through and add to his appeal.

And you just know he's got a long cock.

by Anonymousreply 19June 2, 2020 4:36 AM

He seems to be a player, dating-wise. I'm surprised his dick pix haven't leaked.

by Anonymousreply 20June 2, 2020 7:51 AM

He's not married anymore.

He married a CNN reporter (Sara Murray) a few years ago, and it was widely covered in DC media. Less than a year later, he started posting pix on his Instagram canoodling with blonde girls who were hotter versions of Sara.

It was clear his marriage split up, but there's a strange cone of silence around it. He's now on his second or third replacement blonde. Lately most of his at-home posts are him drinking at home and watching TV, occasionally displaying his legs or feet.

by Anonymousreply 23June 2, 2020 8:05 AM

Ya the marriage ended quickly and Garrett didn't seem broken up about it in the slightest

by Anonymousreply 24June 2, 2020 10:57 AM

Someone needs to bait him. No doubt he needs to blow off some steam.

by Anonymousreply 25June 2, 2020 12:11 PM

He need his cock stroked.

by Anonymousreply 27June 2, 2020 1:16 PM

And his asshole tongue-teased for hours....

by Anonymousreply 28June 2, 2020 1:43 PM

I'm willing to bet the problem with his marriage was that he kept cheating while doing reporting on the trail.

by Anonymousreply 29June 2, 2020 1:52 PM

[quote]Garrett is the future. Put Chuck Todd out in the war zone. If anything happens to him, oh well.

Send Chris Hayes to the war zone too.

by Anonymousreply 30June 2, 2020 2:42 PM

Garrett is not even remotely attractive.

by Anonymousreply 32June 2, 2020 11:16 PM

Someone bait Garrett already!!!

by Anonymousreply 33June 3, 2020 12:17 AM

His Instagram DM's are open, so it should be easy to do.

by Anonymousreply 34June 3, 2020 12:21 AM

He's had a pretty meteoric rise. Just five years ago, he was at Channel 41 in Kansas City.

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by Anonymousreply 35June 3, 2020 3:33 AM

So disappointing, he has a tattoo.

by Anonymousreply 36June 3, 2020 5:13 AM

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