NBC Hottie Garrett Haake Under Attack!
In the past four days Garrett and his colleauges have been shot at and beaten by police multiple times. How will we keep him safe DL?
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 36 | June 3, 2020 5:13 AM |
He seems subdued today. Can't say as I blame him. DC has a 7:00 curfew tonight. I don't know if it will make a difference.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 1, 2020 10:55 PM |
He can cum hide in my bed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 1, 2020 11:15 PM |
Haake is taking incoming again now on MSNBC.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 1, 2020 11:39 PM |
I'd take his incoming every night.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 1, 2020 11:47 PM |
If I were the NBC news field work scheduler, I would assign Haake the Washington DC pre-curfew hours, and put Chuck Todd on the streets post 7 pm. Protect your valuable assets.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 1, 2020 11:51 PM |
Garrett was hit in the side by rubber bullets/pelts. I was watching when it happened. He yelled out "Dammit!" when it happened. Then there was ensuing chaos. He wrote on Twitter he was okay, but had souvenir welts on his side from the bullets. He also apologized for "curing" on television.
All is forgiven, Garrett. Back at the anchor desk, Katy Tur was very worried. It was very tense.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 2, 2020 1:20 AM |
But his big dick is okay, right??
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 2, 2020 1:22 AM |
Someone might need to massage it to make sure. I volunteer
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 2, 2020 1:25 AM |
R8. I watched Garrett get hit by the rubber bullets. His reaction was of a man in shock and pain. The bullet hit his side. But by all accounts, his dick was spared.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 2, 2020 2:53 AM |
That's like the fourth time he's been attacked in 4 days. Does anyone think Garrett is being violent or looting? What's happening?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 2, 2020 3:41 AM |
He is tall and too close to the action.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 2, 2020 3:45 AM |
Video of the hit:
(I'm glad they've kept their hands off Chris Jansing. I'll cut a bitch.)
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | June 2, 2020 3:48 AM |
I have not seen Garrett near any "action" but peaceful protests. It's not like he's been next to people looting
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 2, 2020 3:57 AM |
That's a hottie?? You need to get out of 80's mindset OP. That's a dork! Lol
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 2, 2020 3:58 AM |
Oh, grow up, R15. Everyone has different tastes.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 2, 2020 4:02 AM |
I agree with R5. Garrett is the future. Put Chuck Todd out in the war zone. If anything happens to him, oh well.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 2, 2020 4:11 AM |
I believe that Garrett is the future
Teach him well and let him lead the way
Show him all the beauty you possess inside...
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 2, 2020 4:14 AM |
I think Garrett is the perfect fusion of dorky and handsome. Such a warm, earnest smile. And his love for his job and talking to people shine through and add to his appeal.
And you just know he's got a long cock.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 2, 2020 4:36 AM |
He seems to be a player, dating-wise. I'm surprised his dick pix haven't leaked.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 2, 2020 7:51 AM |
He's not married anymore.
He married a CNN reporter (Sara Murray) a few years ago, and it was widely covered in DC media. Less than a year later, he started posting pix on his Instagram canoodling with blonde girls who were hotter versions of Sara.
It was clear his marriage split up, but there's a strange cone of silence around it. He's now on his second or third replacement blonde. Lately most of his at-home posts are him drinking at home and watching TV, occasionally displaying his legs or feet.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 2, 2020 8:05 AM |
Ya the marriage ended quickly and Garrett didn't seem broken up about it in the slightest
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 2, 2020 10:57 AM |
Someone needs to bait him. No doubt he needs to blow off some steam.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 2, 2020 12:11 PM |
He need his cock stroked.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 2, 2020 1:16 PM |
And his asshole tongue-teased for hours....
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 2, 2020 1:43 PM |
I'm willing to bet the problem with his marriage was that he kept cheating while doing reporting on the trail.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 2, 2020 1:52 PM |
[quote]Garrett is the future. Put Chuck Todd out in the war zone. If anything happens to him, oh well.
Send Chris Hayes to the war zone too.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 2, 2020 2:42 PM |
Garrett is not even remotely attractive.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 2, 2020 11:16 PM |
Someone bait Garrett already!!!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 3, 2020 12:17 AM |
His Instagram DM's are open, so it should be easy to do.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 3, 2020 12:21 AM |
He's had a pretty meteoric rise. Just five years ago, he was at Channel 41 in Kansas City.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 35 | June 3, 2020 3:33 AM |
So disappointing, he has a tattoo.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 3, 2020 5:13 AM |
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