Yes, Yes I Know Bridget Fonda Has Been Threaded To Death. Just What Her Unseemly Weight Gain Will Do

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She must be really really fucked and full of self-hate

Hubby looks refreshed. I am not paying attention to tales from old prostitutes who are conjuring up allegations of assault alleged to have occurred 60 years ago.

Team Bridget.

She went out of the house and somehow this is news? Geezus. Leave her alone

It actually looks like she’s lost some weight. He face is a lot thinner.

I think she must have depression. She is always unkempt and unhappy looking. And maybe some of her weight gain could be psychiatric meds. They are notorious for making you gain weight.

Oh man he's in the Phil Spector Zone.

Bridget could make mint if she did a one or two season make-over show.

But I bet she's doing just fine, financially. Maybe not emotionally so much

I wish people would leave this woman alone.

I wonder what her relationship with aunt Jane is like?

The reason people are so interested is that she used to be so gorgeous, and she looks horrible now. Even if she tried to clean herself up, she wouldn't look all that good.

All she had to do was remain at a reasonably healthy weight and take care of herself and she'd probably still be an extremely attractive older woman.

She's only 5 years older than Jennifer Anniston, but looks more like her mother than contemporary.

Can't remember, does she have a brother?

This is a wealthy woman who can well afford an Ozeempic prescription if she chose.

If you look at the video, Bridget's adopted that jolly, happy, loser fat, chick demeanor. She ain't making any dick hard like she did in Jack K. Brown

She does look like she lost some weight

No, R16. Just no. Stop trying to make "Bridget has lost weight" happen.

She was lovely. She can be lovely again.

R18, she's really past the point of no return. Her skin wouldn't snap back after a weight loss. She should lose weight for health, though.

She just signed a contract with Weight Watchers to be their spokeswoman

Didn’t we see her in that same shirt last time? What a pig.

[quote] The unidentified woman, only known as Jane Doe XX, is suing Elfman and his company, Musica de la Muerta, for sexual assault, gender violence, intentional infliction of emotional distress, sexual harassment and negligence.'

What is gender violence?

What is she wearing on her hands? She’s got a weird tattoo on her arm too.

She wasn't blonde. God the upkeep she went through.

She was so great in Scandal (I really really want to see this again) and Jackie Brown.

Kino-Lorber announced a blu ray release of Scandal a year or two ago, but it never surfaced. BFI in London put one out, but it's a bit expensive.

She looks just like my granny in Oklahoma

Hi Bridget! Novo Nordisk, manufacturers is Ozempic here. Sorry your husband is such a cad. We’ll happily supply you with all the Ozempic you need if you can just get back into this bikini and you’ll look and feel great and you don’t even have to go back to acting! Just take it and put on the damn bikini!! You were stunning!! Let us help!!

Then ditch the husband and get a hot man. You deserve it and we’re rooting for you!!

Leave her alone. Fuck you haters. She made her own choices and good for her.

There's a story here thus the interest.

She'd probably have to have skin removal surgery with any dramatic weight loss at this point. I feel like Danny would want the excised bits for some unknown personal hobby

I think half the shock comes from her name. No one expect a Bridget to look like that. Bridget is a waif’s name. She needs to be a Brenda.

My own mother looks better.

What’s with the gloves?

She lost a little weight. Rooting for you, B.

C’mon Bridget! Talk to us! Tell us what’s wrong.

I'm not as shocked about the weight gain as I am about the general sloppiness. With their money she can afford a good color and cut and better clothes. This is not some flyover Walmart frau but she sure looks like one.

Happy people don’t look like this.

I love how people are still following her around just because she's fat and slovenly. There's really no story here, other than she is severely depressed.

Bitch, lose that avoirdupois so I can go back to masturbating about you

Team Bridget. She still has a beautiful face. Ozempic and a neck/ lower face-lift and she'll be back to her old self.

Maybe she had laser or a peel done on her hands, hence the gloves. Or some moisturizing treatment. Baby steps.

She has given up, her hair looks like a rat's nest and her clothes look like they came out of a dumpster

She clearly doesn't want Danny to go near her. Can’t say I blame her.

I loved her in so many movies…SHAG, SINGLE WHITE FEMALE, SCANDAL, A SIMPLE PLAN, LAKE PLACID, POINT OF NO RETURN, and of course, her best work, JACKIE BROWN. Not a stellar actress, but dependable and had a great presence. She would be dismissed by many today as a “Nepo Baby”, but she really had the goods.

People didn't hate Nepo babies in the 80s or 90s because there weren't so many of them. Regular people still had a shot at Hollywood careers then (Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Samuel Jackson, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, etc )

R19 she has all the money in the world to get old Bridget body back

Get it together B, you were such a hottie

If I was married to that ugly freak. I’d probably eat that way too.

BF looks like she works as a host at a campground.

How soon before she gets a viral 'Karen' video of her throwing a tantrum at Popeye's?

Bridget seems sweet and shy , not a Karen at all

Well, she’s married to Pennywise so the weight is probably her way of protecting herself.

I do NOT understand why she married creepy Danny Elfman.

Is Bridget close to her aunt Jane?

What an ugly fuck.Danny is.

Oh, and his “hair” is clearly a cheap wig from the Korean wig shop around the corner.

When she was making the movie Scandal at the beginning of her acting career I read that she and Aunt Jane were competing for Rob Lowe which always makes me laugh.

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