Chrissy Metz "I'm THIN"

No more snack purse for me!

That's actually pretty impressive. She's gone from TLC fat to Hollywood fat. Can't imagine how difficult it was.

She looks like Rachel Ray now

She picked a bad time to lose weight - when the rest of America is packing on the pounds during the Covid quarantine

Also she has no place to go to show her thinner body - she'll be yelling at reporters from a distance

I hope she can maintain the loss.

This is clearly fake. None of the pics she's posted have shown any kind of weight loss and none of the tabloids are posting this.

Is this a reliable source? I’ve never heard of the “Daily Hawker”.

If this were real, the Daily Mail would've had weeks of headlines.

SEE SVELTE CHRISSY METZ ORDER A GREEN JUICE AT THE FARMER'S MARKET!

Well shit. I was hoping it was real.

The photo at R9 is definitely the usual round ball belly.

She has the strangest fat distribution. Maybe they should do an MRI. It could be that her abdomen is filled with air.

Nah, she’s still holding court on the day bed with the heavy duty suspension. Big as a barn.

They photoshopped her photoshopped head onto Melissa McCarthy's body.

I had a hunch and googled "Melissa McCarthy black dress."

Well, maybe next time, Ms Metz.

At least Pon still has work.

They even used Melissa's hair.

[quote]She has the strangest fat distribution. Maybe they should do an MRI. It could be that her abdomen is filled with air.

Air? If that belly were filled with air, CM would be floating over LA like the Hindenburg...

waiting to explode after Taco night

Also the background of the pic says SNL 40 which was the 40th anniversary celebration of Saturday Night Live turning 40 in 2015.

R 1 -7 can I get your emails? I have a Nigerian prince who would love to chat.

Imagine if it were real! If she took her quarantine time to lose 100lbs. This is the perfect time for transformation away from prying eyes.

She would break the internet without sitting on it.

R21 that would be great! But unfortunately during this pandemic people tend to stress/comfort eat. You know, fear of dying, losing job, being put out on the street, etc.......

Damn it. I was really pulling for Chrissy and hoping OP's photo was true.

Chrissy is enormous, but you have to admit, she's at least not an asshole like Tess Holliday or Lena Dunham or Lizzo flaunting their flab and pretending that being obese is attractive and healthy. She tries to make herself as presentable as possible (unlike the other three ladies).

R23 She pushes christianity, and broke her tv contract by not actually losing weight.

Chrissy should use that photo for motivation.

[quote] She pushes christianity,

How does she "push" it? Does she actively try to proselytize people on TV?

[quote]and broke her tv contract by not actually losing weight.

Well, that's sad, but obviously something's wrong with her. or she wouldn't look like that in the first place. And like i said, she admits she should lose weight, unlike Lizzo or Lens.

Chrissy's biggest crime is her fashion. There are designers who work with big girls and make them look good. And then there's...Chrissy...

It's not only fake, it's from last May. Very weird, a lot of fake websites were pushing this news story last May for some reason.

The last time she talked about weight loss was in February and I don't think she'd lost much, if any at all.

R28 no one uses critical thinking anymore. No one looks beyond a headline (either at the date or the content of the story)

I roll my eyes every time someone posts an article from 2018 as BREAKING NEWS! Or obvious clickbait as hard news

"Dave asked me if you would join us for a threesome. He loves your look tonight"

R21, Hun100lbs would barely put a dent on one side of her.

Chrissy and Melissa have beautiful faces. I wonder what they would look like if they lost serious weight. If weight loss is in their future, they'd best do it now before their skin (especially facial) loses all elasticity.

I think she needs to lose more like *300* pounds. She is not going to live long if she remains this morbidly obese.

She's short enough I would bet she's not the 600-pounder you guys think she is. And she always wears that weird body shaper thing that makes her look like a balloon, that doesn't help.

Melissa has lost a lot of weight. And she was never as big as Chrissy. And she's married.

I wonder what she's looking like these days from lockdown. Almost everyone I've seen since March for the first time had packed on 10-15.

[quote]She has the strangest fat distribution. Maybe they should do an MRI. It could be that her abdomen is filled with air.

What if her full grown twin is in there and has been trying to escape for 30 years?

Snack U-Haul I think you mean OP.

Also - it won't last...

Was it Chrissy that ate Gilbert Grape?

She looks like she ate Darlene Cates.

R14 that day bed just has to be built with rolled steel joists, engineering a suspension for it would be a lot of work

I miss the poster who wrote Pon. I am the one who dreamed up "Filipina Tampon Slave", but that witty bitch took it and ran with it. Backstory and everything. COME BACK WRITER OF PON!

I think Chrissy is scared of being "thin". She does everything she can not to head in that direction. Maybe she knows it is the only relatable thing about her for her Frauen fan base, though I think it's deeper than that. Our saccharine sweet Christian Chrissy is a cesspool of psychological and emotional misery inside. It's OK, Chrissy. Just hug your snack purse a little tighter. There, there...

RIP Pon 1980 - 2020

Cause of death: Chrissy was hungry

I'll add her to my "like 'em better fat" list with Starr Jones, Al Roker, Gov. Chris Christie, Rev. Al Sharpton, Precious and now Adele and Ms. Metz.

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